Daryl: Babe, can you pass me the computer?
Steven: -narrows his eyes and stares down the lap top-
Daryl: Sweetie, you can't use the force to hand it to me.
Steven: Yet, Daryl. I can't use the force YET.
Steven: You should enter that contest.
Daryl: No, I don't want to compete with my friend.
Daryl: ...Because I like my friend?
Steven: Just pretend you didn't know. That's what Blair would do.
Daryl: You did NOT just make a Gossip Girl reference.
Steven: Oh, but I did.
Daryl: Oh - nevermind, I was trying to be funny. Guess it didn't work...
Steven: Oh, haha, yeah don't try to do that.
Steven: Oh - I mean - I love you?
Steven: *Talking about our wedding* It was great because I can build stuff...Daryl would plan everything out and then I would build it.
Daryl: Yeah! Just like now, I plan all our trips and Steven pays for them.
*While talking to my brother on skype and simultaneously saying goodbye to my husband before he left for work*
Brother: DON'T KISS IN FRONT OF ME. I don't need to be seein' y'all spreading that gingervitis around.
Steven: What is your favorite thing, ever in the whole world?
Steven: Hey, food does sound good. Let's go out.